I dare you to come up with a more pointless list of New Year Resolutions!

Here is my list of resolutions for the next year…I am so not serious about any of these except #2, #8 and #12.

1. Work out at least twice a week
2. Find a vampire and convince him or her to turn me into one
3. Eat healthy food – nuts and fruits included
4. Come up with a failure-proof get-rich-soon scheme
5. Learn to swim
6. Make a detailed plan to somehow get a date with Megan Fox before I die
7. Write ten songs in ten different genres complete with a three piece musical arrangement, record them for an all online release of my debut CD
8. Learn and master telepathy
9. Paint a life-size portrait of someone or something that is worthy of hanging in a museum
10. Learn how to actually paint before I attempt the above
11. Travel to at least ten remote locations in India where there are no roads, water and electricity and stay in each for two weeks
12. Gain the supernatural power of being able to read minds of people around me
13. Write a kick-ass movie script and get Megan Fox and Scar-Jo to star in it….with me
14. Put in extra effort in doing #2 so that I have an eternity to complete them at my own relaxed pace. Also Megan Fox would have to go on that date else I would feast on her :->

Geo-Tag the place where you have had sex! Coolest use of Google Maps yet

After all, we were put on this planet to reproduce, right? So why not use our inventions to advance that cause?

Aliens stole my tweets, analyzed them and returned them back! True Story.

Aliens from one of the planets stole my tweets, analyzed it to figure out my tweeting behavior and then returned it back.

Cleaning up the Dadar Flower Market Madness: A case study in doing the next-to-impossible

In the 2+ months I have had to navigate through it to reach my office, I have to admit I have no clue as to how I do it and I don’t think I will ever get used to it. I wish I could put up pictures of the terrifying crowd but pulling out a camera to take a snap amidst the madness is probably not safe for the camera. (None of the Google pictures I am getting are doing justice to the truth either.)